Quotable

some of the favorite quotes that have came my way over the last little while. time to give some credit where credit is due. some wonderful people have uttered these in one form or the other. so here goes. sit back, relax and enjoy. of course, more quotes will come later...

"I had group sex for the first time in my life, anal sex with the opposite sex on some encounters, drunk in many places, camping in the out doors...I had a threesome, violated a woman's anus with a bottle of scotch...thought I was dying of hangovers"

- Corey De Bungee 2005 (update on his website, bringing his readers to speed of some of 2004's highlighted events...I was there for most of them, so I can vouch they were true..)

"Oh yeah ok what am I supposed to say...Hey Jasmine this is Steph I don't know you but apparently you tumbled with my bud last night and I was just wondering...did you dyke first or just go straight for the bologna?"

- Stephanie Tingley 2004 (upon hearing of a one niter I had with a starbucks employee who made out with a couple chicks before...well... things.....)

"mmhmm I've been an organ donor ever since I turned 18, I don't want them to take my eyes, cause if there is a heaven I wanna come back and describe it"

- Stephanie Tingley 2005 (whilst discussing the Terry Schiavo ordeal)

"So I casually look over at my companion, and sure as shit, there is eeyore sitting next to me. so he and I strike up a conversation about naval equipment. Now, most of you are probably wondering why I'm having conversation with a fictional donkey about naval equipment, and I'm sure there is a logical explanation for it, only I cannot give it to you..."

- David Lemley 2005 (upon relaying the events of NYE 04 to my readers. this has been a fave quote of my readers. I love it.)

"I AM GAY FOR HEWLETT PACKARD"

- Andrew "Gadster" Gadsden 2004 (Stated during a now infamous chat session entitled "The Lemley Maneuver" click link to read: LEMLEY MANEUVER)

"He definitely had the experience to handle managing a hotel in 'Whiskey Row' but lost his license for...serving alcohol to intoxicated patrons..."

- Kim Vanderleer 2004 (article in Calgary Real Estate News titled "Eddy has left the building" on the King Edward Hotel, Calgary's Home of the Blues)

"Armed tactical team members pulled it over...finding 20 vials of the designer street drug Ketamine...in the vehicle"

- Nadia Moharib, 10 April 2005 (CALGARY SUN Article: "Gang Suspects Rounded Up". Can someone please tell this FUCKING IDIOT that Ketamine is a HORSE TRANQUILIZER and not a "designer street drug" )

"Let me get this straight, NHL players don't want to share $42,500,000 per team worth of salaries in the NHL but they will gladly play for $20,000 in hockey hotbeds like Vegas, Omaha and Indy? Lets get the replacement players, I'm sick of these premadonna millionaire jerks"

- Al from sportsnet.ca (upon hearing the NHL All Star Jeremy Roenick thinks that the WHA is a viable option for them to play in should the NHL lockout continue next season)

"when i first met stephie and ryan, i thought he was a hot piece of ass!! then when we got in the back room together, marvin gaye was playin, and well one thing let to another. his ass was so tight!"

- David Lemley 2006 (talking to best friend Steph Tingley about her upcoming wedding to long time beau Ryan 'Sparkie' Taylor, and the speech i may give at the reception)